i want to see a sea penis ejaculate 10 times forreal
'At SeaWorld seeing is believing'
i changed my mind about cillian [silly-ann] murphy after finding out he is rly faye dunaway’s love child
i’ve been watching another episode of merlin the one where uther comes back from the dead on some ridiculous power trip
first with all the knights sat around the round table he causes the chandelier to crash down right in the middle of them and arthur’s like ‘father how rude’ standard behaviour tho
but then he tries to kill gwen just bc she was a peasant and then finally he gets so mad at merlin for using sorcery that he causes the whole camelot set to violently shake
u can’t make this shit up but enjoyable all the same